Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon & Fuel Subsidy Removal

I took a look at one of the honourable gentleman's speeches and decided to even try to translate. Haba ! Translate english to english ? Anyway, na so the grammer big reach. In the past i would have ignored, but this time around i wanted to even know the content and if there could have been an easier way of putting it(Because of people like me who no too sabi oyinbo). So www.dictionary.com, here i come. I tried to put in alternatives beside each gigantic word.

Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon

His Comments
"I have read with acatalectic [complete] disgust, governments asinine [foolish] and puerile [childish] ratiocinations [reasoning] attempting to justiceate [Justify] the proposed removal of subsidies from petroleum products.


It has asseverated [maintained] that it’s intentions is guided by the need to checkmate the odoriferous [fragrant] excesses of a machiavellian [dishonest] and mephistophelean [devilish] cabal and i have said to myself,what a shame! What a self indicting admittal of the failure of governance! What an hocus-pocus! What an anathematous [hateful] disdain for it’s citizenry!

Must the people now bear the brunt for governments ineptitude,inefficiency and pusillanimity [cowardise] in squaring up with these economic philistines and fat cows?
I feel even more nauseated and vexed that the Governors Forum has posthaste [quickly] conferred an apocalyptic [prophetic] imprimatur [approval] on this genie.
Let’s not forget that majority of these same Governors had earlier called for this state of affairs as a condition sine qua non [indespensable] for paying the minimum wage. What an opprobrium [disgrace]! What a deprecable [Disappointing] descent from the sublime to the ridiculous!
It’s up to us all to put this Presidential and Gubernatorial genie back into the bottle but are we prepared?"

Oga Honourable, you no think say e for better if you speak oyinbo wey the public go understand? Including your colleagues for house o!  Kind of reminds me of one pastor sha ..........